Ｐ①⑧нǔb。ＣＭ 番外之我的育儿ri记

               “啊，师傅，你怎么能对孩子这样？”                                                                                                             “我对他怎么了，他是我儿子，不听话就得打。”                                                                                                             “哼，丫丫娘说了，就算我人小，但也有说不的权利。”                                                                                                             “你这小崽子，今天我不打你就不当你老子。”                                                                                                             “师傅，不要。”看着大狐狸追着小狐狸不放，我马上披起衣服，把儿子抱在怀中，然后亲亲他的小脸“今天是龙龙的生日，丫丫娘当然不会忘了。”                                                                                                             “娘亲，我问古爷爷我是怎么出生的，他说我是从石头里蹦出来的。”碧眼珠认真地看着我“真是这样的吗？”                                                                                                             “这个嘛，好像是的。”这古龙龙，怎么一大早就问我这种ren问题呢？                                                                                                             “那么说我的娘亲是石头才对哟！”                                                                                                             “这个嘛，好像也是地。”                                                                                                             “但是为什么我要叫你娘亲，叫他做狐狸爹呢？那么我的石头娘亲和石头爹又在哪里？”                                                                                                             “臭儿子，别听你娘亲的话。你是你丫丫娘生出来的。”                                                                                                             “那我是怎么生出来的？”                                                                                                             “呵呵，这个这个，儿子是娘亲我身上的一块肉啦。丫丫娘把你放在肚子里七个月，然后你就出来了。”                                                                                                             “这么说来，那我和狐狸爹不是就没有关系了吗？”                                                                                                             “儿子，你错了呐，是你爹爹我在你丫丫娘肚子里播下的种子的哟，所以，让你进到妈妈肚子里的人是爹爹我。要不是我